Dixie Carter Finally Responds To Criticism Of Hulk Hogan

In a recent interview with Steven Muehlhausen of The Fight Club Chicago radio show, TNA President Dixie Carter finally responded to the overwhelming criticism of Hulk Hogan and how his involvment and contribution to the company have helped in TNA's growth as a mainstream company:

"I think people think he's just showing up and collecting some big fat paycheck, and it couldn't be further from the truth," said Carter. "This guy, this legend in our business, truly he surpasses the word wrestling itself. He is so immersed in our business and helping us grow our business on days he's not even on shows. He's driving an hour and a half to sit in on our agents' meetings and help working with agents and the talent on the night of the show. If we have a PPV and he's not on it, he's there. He's working his tail off.

"And then you have what Hulk Hogans bring to a company such as ours, and the doors it opens and the visibility it gives and that's everything. He's making business calls for us, he's talking to advertisers, he's showing up and working Viacom stuff. He's as vested as you can possibly be and I think he will always be known for so many big, big things throughout his career. I am hopeful that this period of his life, even when he's not in the ring wrestling, will be one that fans are proud of how much he's giving back to this sport and how he's helping these young guys grow and what he's doing for our industry."

So there you have it. Hulk Hogan isn't going anywhere any time soon. We either deal with it, or do something about it. I choose the latter. But rather than boycott TNA for their inept product, I say we do the exact opposite - support them like never before. Go ahead, lose your shit over what i just said. I'll wait....

I'm not saying we praise TNA for being clueless and give them our total devotion to make them feel like they are doing the right thing. I say support the product so it continues to survive, but be vocal about it. VERY vocal. Just because he's Hulk Hogan doesn't mean he has all the right answers. As a matter of fact, since his arrival and from a creative standpoint he doesn't have ANY answers and anything he's been involved in has been nothing short of bile, thus any answers he's offered has been flat out WRONG!

But remember who created Hulkamania - we did. Sure it was a vision of Vince McMahon, but if we didn't buy into it, Hulk Hogan and the red and yellow would have died long ago. WE gave it life. WE gave it meaning. WE gave it immortality. And with that said, WE can do the same for TNA Wrestling. But in order to be effective, we need to be in Hogan's ear. He assumes he's giving us a product we want. But rather than assume, why not just tell him what we want? Tell him what we want to see and what we want to pay for. I don't care if at the end of the day he takes credit for giving it to us, as long as we get what WE want.

Hulk Hogan is not the end all/be all of the pro wrestling business. His time has passed and he's no longer relevant to what today's standards are. He doesn't have the same drawing power as John Cena. Look at buyrate of any ONE PPV John Cena has appeared on this year and compare that to EVERY TNA PPV Hogan has appeared on this year. Who has the stroke now?

I don't take away anything Hogan has achieved and the wolrdwide recognition of his name. YES, he is of value to TNA - but in the office! Not on television and not creatively. I don't want Hulkamania to die, I want him to listen.

There is a method to my maddness and a reason WE have to fight for TNA to survive and grow. But I'll save that for another time.

Trish Stratus is STILL One Major Hot Piece of Ass

You know how some hot celebrity chicks desperately cling to their youth with the grips of death? It's sad because you remember back to a time when they were the hottest piece of ass walking the earth, and when you see them now, they are barely recognizable. Then you have Trish Stratus - who either made a deal with the devil or has genes that were handed down by the Greek Gods themselves. This ageless beauty continues to sizzle and force men to lay the smackdown on their man meat.

Stratus is about to claim her 90th magazine cover on the June/July issue of Inside Fitness, Canada's #1 fitness magazine. For those of you who tend to leave the magazine pages sticky, we have a great behind the scenes video of her photo shoot... We just advise you get something to wipe your computer monitor.

Because He Has More Ex-Wives Than World Titles...

Apparently you can pay alimony with WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Let this be a lesson kids. This is the kind of shit you have to do when you're a 65 year old man who can't balance a check book and has to pay a gang of women who you divorced. Even the the great and almighty Ric Flair taps out to the figure four of the judicial system. As a matter of fact, his ex-wives have renamed the signature move to "The Four Figures" because that's what he has to pay them on a weekly basis.

I don't know what's more embarrassing, the fact that you can't understand what the hell Flair is saying because it sounds like he has a mouth full of marbles, or the fact that the former 16-time legendary champion is sporting a replica belt. Wonder if he bought it from Highspots? WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Supposedly, this deal with the new Coca Cola energy drink is said to be a pretty lucrative deal, where Flair could leave pro wrestling and still stay financially afloat. Then again, is that coming from Flair himself who lives his gimmick, stretches the truth, and covering for his shattered image? And do you really think Ric Flair could leave pro wrestling? He's his own biggest mark. This motherfucker wakes up in the morning and "Woooooo's" himself to death while brushing his teeth.

It's a sad day in pro wrestling when legends like Hulk Hogan are doing Rent-A-Center commercials and Ric Flair is "wooooing" cocaine in a can. Oh, how the Gods have fallen.

Ric Flair To TNA: "Wooooo!!! I'm Gettin' The Fuck Outta Here"

It's a damn shame what has become of the legendary "Nature Boy" Ric Flair. I wrote a piece on it a little over a year ago at other pro wrestling blog, and I got some serious shit for it from the fans. They were all like, "You need to show him so more respect.. He's a legend and can do whatever the fuck he wants...You don't know him personally and what he's going through".

Seriously? Fuck you. I call it like I see it and it ain't a lie if it's true. Since retiring from the WWE, your so-called role model reneged oh his retirement promised, screwed Highspots out of tens of thousands, shit all over the wrestling fans, made a fool of himself and his legacy in TNA, and then proceeded to fuck them over too. WOOOOOO! Ain't that some shit!

Seems like Dixie Carter has smartened up and may be on the verge of cutting ties with the legend who can't afford to pay his bar tabs. You know things have gotten bad when sources in the TNA locker room are saying it's at a point where it's not worth keeping Flair around.

Since joining TNA, Flair has been banned and cut off from numerous establishments in the Orlando area where TNA tapes it television shows and hosts most of their pay per view events. There was an incident at the Hard Rock Cafe at Citiwalk where he's been banned from drinking. There are also countless stories of Flair hitting up talent for money, asking for them to pay for his drinks, running out on massive tabs, and even stories of establishments contacting the TNA offices seeking payment for his scams. Flair's antics are ruining a ton of TNA's local business relationships. And why is that? Because the champ doesn't give two fucks about TNA Wrestling.

He sees TNA as a glorified indy company and thinks Dixie Carter is a money mark. He figures his boys will get him his overblown payday and the young starts will mark out just to be around him. Well the jig is up motherfucker! Nobody wants you around anymore. His boys shrug him off and tell Dixie they have no way to control him, like he's some retarded child off his meds. The locker room doesn't want him around and are wondering what the fuck they ever saw in him. And management finally started calculating their math to figure out that between his lack of drawing power and the lack of ratings, his 30K per appearance pay isn't worth it.

WrestlingInc.com reports that Spike TV sources have reported that there have been a number of requests from the network for TNA to keep Flair dressed and not have him "near nude" and bleeding at his age on TV.

This isn't the Four Horsemen days where that Horse shit would fly. Ric Flair is no longer the star he was in the 80's. He can't get away with the antic of his styling and profiling. He's no longer the central figure on television and there is no reason for him to be living the gimmick outside of the ring. The Ric Flair we all know and love, died during the Monday Night Wars.

You think he cares if Dixie hands him his pink slip? He's got the WWE wrapped around his finger. They just signed his daughter Ashley to a developmental deal and went through flaming circus hoops to put another Hall of Fame ring on his finger. Dixie puts a stiletto in his ass and he bounces right into the WWE. Yeah, he'll have to work a little more for his paycheck, but he won't be homeless just yet. Ric Flair doesn't respect TNA or Dixie Carter, and treats them like a joke knowing that he always has the WWE to fall back on.

How is TNA supposed to grow as a company when they have guys like Ric Flair and Hulk Hogan bleeding them of their money and creativity because they are just literally stealing the money TNA needs to survive? Flair laughs behind Dixie Carter's back and says to his boys, "This mark is gonna pay me because I'm Ric Fucking Flair and she don't know any better!... She knows my name and knows I'm a legend. She needs me to make her company".

Uh, sorry Ric. She needs you to get the fuck out! Dixie Carter is trying to run a business here and she has no time to babysit a pitiful old man whose had more marriages than world titles. Ric Flair no longer draws crowds, no longer draws ratings and can no longer help build a promotion using the credibility of his name. His name isn't worth a cup of warm piss. Maybe to the indies or the local convention scene, but to a major promotion like TNA Wrestling, he's nothing but a financial and liable cancer.

Yeah, I fuckin' said it!

4 Reasons WWE Creative Will Burn Itself Out With 3Hrs of RAW

Let's get right to the point here people - WWE SUCKS RIGHT NOW. Yeah, I said it. It ain't a lie if it's true. Since Wrestlemania, the company has been in a creative slump...and a painful one at that.

The guys who sit around booking and scripting the show are in a serious case of writer's block. I don't if it's because they are overworked, understaffed, inexperienced, or just fucking clueless - but MORE work is not what is going to fix this situation.

You can pat yourself on the back all you want about hitting a historic television milestone with the 1000th episode of RAW. I was there in the Manhattan Center in New York City for the start of it. I've seen it grow and watched it mature. But as of July 23, 2012 - the WWE is making a critical mistake by going 3 hours live every Monday.

First off, there isn't enough you can do creatively on a three hour weekly show that will make me want to buy your monthly $59.95 PPV. They can barely fill two hours now, but they magically want to add a third hour full of promos, skits, comedy and rematches. How does this better the company? How does this help make the product more engaging?

Secondly, What's the point of having Smackdown? Why not just cancel that shit-fest that no one watches anyway, and pack your stars one roster? If Smackdown wasn't worth watching before, this third hour of RAW just murdered any chance of making that show relevant. Again, I pose the question - why would I pay for a 3 hour PPV full of matches that I can see and have already seen numerous times on free television?

Third, did we forget about the WWE Network? I get that the network will be full of original programming, that more than likely won't have any actual pro wrestling action. It'll cater more towards the entertainment end than the sports end. But you have to be a serious mark to consume three hours of RAW, two hours of Smackdown, and then flcker through some shitty programs with old legends living together, and Alberto Del Rio pimping out rides, and some other VH1 rejected reality shows. Your eyes need a break, and after watching three hours of poorly written RAW, do you really feel like watching these guys out of their elements for the rest of the week? The WWE Network could have been a brilliant idea had producers utilized the massive library that has been inherited with the slaying of the territories. Sure, some new fresh programming is needed - but it takes us back to the original point: With all this programming, do we need a third hour of RAW?

Fourth and Final, let's not forget the last overzealous asshole who thought a live three hour weekly wrestling show was a good idea. His name was Eric Bischoff and he had a show called Nitro. A show that ran out of ideas to fill a third hour. A show that ran the same matches week after week and then asked us to pay for it again on PPV. A show that was hindered by a retarded sibling named Thunder. And a show that became more of an inside joke rather than a productive format to build stars and engage audiences in weekly episodic storytelling. The WWE will have you believe that is exactly their goal, but the lead int he pencils will tell you different if they had a voice of their own.

Mark my words, a third hour of RAW will force fans to turn their backs on the product and start paying more attention to MMA.

Do you think RAW needs a third hour? Will you be inclined to watch? Do you have anything better to do from 8pm to 11pm every Monday for the rest of your life? Or is this where you finally start to lose interest and call the production and the company the joke most people have labeled it for years?

Wrestlemania 29 Main Event To Be Announced in Nov?

The build up for Wrestlemania 28 was brilliant and I'll be the first to admit that was incredibly effective. Announcing the main event the day after Wrestlemania 27 could have easily been a suicide mission. What would have happened if either The Rock or John Cena had gotten injured somewhere along the 12 month span? But knuckles must have been bruised and broken with all the wood that had been knocked on in hopes that nothing would jeopardize such an investment.

Low and behold, it worked. It fucking worked. And I'm sure Vince McMahon's chest swelled with pride. The same pride he had with the Elimination Chamber, Money In The Bank and any other in-house concept that he's worn out. Swelled so much, that I was convinced this would now be a yearly ritual - announcing the following year's Wrestlemania main event the day after this year's Wrestlemania.

As we all witnessed, The Rock came out on Raw to cut his promo and declare that he has his sights set on the world title. There had been buzz about a match between CM Punk and Stone Cold Steve Austin. And then, the massive return of Brock Lesnar - which creatively fucked everything up. You don't have to be a genius to recognize that the WWE has been in a MAJOR creative slump since Wrestlemania. In my personal opinion, the Brock Lesnar return blew up in their face. Like a high school teenager on promo night, they shot their load prematurely.

"Ooooh, we got Brock back!... Fans are gonna go ape shit! ... We're gonna make so much money!... Let's book him against Cena next month!" And then it went all down hill from there. Brock wasn't in the shape the video packages from 8 years ago showed him to be. His promos were the drizzling shits. His match was mediocre at best. A bulk of his limited dates were burned through in the first 30 days. And then common sense struck when someone probably asked the question, "Does it make sense to build the company and possibly next year's Mania main event around two part time performers?"

The reason why the WWE hasn't made an announcement isn't because it's part of the plan. It's not because the announcement is being delayed. And it's not because The Rock/Cena 12 month build up was a one time only gimmick. It's because the WWE has no fucking clue where they are going. They fly by the seat of their pants and make last minute changes 5 minutes before the show goes on the air. They are booking based off of fan reaction rather than strategy for painting the bigger picture.

Now there is buzz that the WWE will wait until November to announce the main event. Why you ask? Most likely because The Rock is tied up filming Pain and Gain and doing promotional work for G.I. Joe 2, and then jumps into filming for Fast and Furious 6. His schedule opens up again around the time for Survivor Series, where he can toss his name into the hat for another Wrestlemania match.

Does it matter that the Wrestlemania main event may not be announced until November? Absolutely not. They can barely book RAW right now, and the direction creative is headed, they need to focus on what they have in hand at this moment rather than the future.

Do you care about next year's Wrestlemania main event now, or would rather creative put some effort into making the current product better?

OH MY GOD!!!!... Will Joey Styles Induct Paul Heyman Into The WWE Hall of Fame?

There is absolutely no question that Paul Heyman belongs in the WWE Hall of Fame. His creation of ECW is nothing short of legend. And where better to do the honors than in New York City, where Wrestlemania makes its 29th pit-stop next year.

Although next year's candidates have yet to be chosen, I'm sure there is already some sort of discussion going on in the office. There have always been assumptions that the WWE tries to book their Hall of Fame inductees with some sort of geographical theme. But apparently, that theory was proven wrong the year that Mania was hosted in Atlanta and it was assumed that the Hall of Fame would be WCW themed. For the sake of this post, let's just go with it. Let's play fantasy booking and say that the WWE will induct those who have some sort of relation with the north east - New York, New Jersey and Philadelphia. All major markets for pro wrestling and the spawning grounds for the original Extreme Championship Wrestling.

A few weeks ago, I put up a post questioning if the WWE would be inducting former superstar and wife of Brock Lesnar, Sable, into the class of 2013. I figured that one of the perks of having Brock re-sign with the company would be to enshrine his wife's well deserved legacy. If that's the case, why not use your stroke to help out your business partner?

I'm not saying that's what happened or will happen - I just think that it makes sense. Then again, Paul Heyman doesn't need Brock Lesnar's push to help him get recognized. Heyman is a legend on his own. If anything, it was Brock who needed him to get his career jump started.

So if Paul were to get the call, who would induct him? Tommy Dreamer? Taz? Or perhaps it will be one of the most well spoken, most respected and most loyal employees in ECW history - Joey Styles.

Styles is still employed by the WWE, working in the online department as manager of all digital media and WWE.com. He's also host of ECW programming on WWE Classics on Demand. Styles is a fan favorite amongest the ECW Universe, and if one man can sum up what it was like working with Heyman in the extreme trenches through all the uphill battles, all the controversy, and all the mass hysteria - it would be Joey Styles.

Styles himself should be considered for the Hall, but this time around, Paul should get his due and have one last opportunity for the northeast fans to pay their respects as the extremists who embraced his bastard child.

If and when Paul Heyman gets inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame, who do you think will should induct him?

Top 5 Women Who Should Be Inducted Into The WWE Hall of Fame

5. Sable - There is a good chance Sable will up for consideration this year. If you look back at her career, she took the novelty of being a diva above and beyond what any other had ever dreamed. She broke the galss ceiling and made the statement that woman can put on just as good a show as the men when she became an active part of the wrestling roster. She led the way to revive the women's championship and paved the way for a new era and a rebirth of women's wrestling. Sable was also the first pro wrestling personality to be featured as a cover girl of the illustrious Playboy Magazine. Ever since Sable opened the door to WWE's naughtier side, future divas followed her path as many of WWE's female alumni have also fancied the pages of Playboy. Torrie Wilson, Christy Hemme, Candice Michelle, Ashley Massarro and Maria all ow their bunny ears to Sable.

4. Medusa - When the WWE refused to give proper coverage of their woman's division in the late 80's and early 90's, WCW started to push a female face that came as tough as the men and as sexy as any valet. Her name was Medusa Miceli. Although WCW didn't have a female division of their own, Medusa was given the task to show off her skills and serve as a force to be reckoned. Her skills must have been good enough to get the attention of Vince McMahon and the WWE, and they must have been good enough for them to want to steal her away - as they eventually did, thus transforming her image into the Mcmahon creation Alundra Blaze. But business is business, and when times got rough - she jumped ship back to WCW with the WWE's women's title in tow - and trashed it on a live episode of WCW Nitro. It was one of the most infamous moments during the Monday Night Wars, but one that may have cost her her future consideration for induction into the Hall of Fame.

3. Trish Stratus - In the modern day of pro wrestling, Trish Stratus is consider the greatest of all time. Who of thought that a muscle and fitness magazine model would arguably be? Trish is a talent who came to the business in a time where she was desperately needed. Most female wrestlers who stepped inside the squared circle are real dedicated athletes who are cut from a different cloth. But Trish broke the barrier to prove that she may have not grown up as a tomboy and she may have not been a star player on a college softball team (or was the daughter of a wrestler), but that beautiful runway models could be trained as a sports entertainer that would in-turn bring millions in profits over their new wrestling celebrities. Trish "got it". She was dedicated and determined to earn her place in pro wrestling history. I just don't think it's time for her to be inducted yet...because I think she has one more run left in her.

2. Cindy Lauper - Ah, how we love the illustrious Celebrity Wing of the WWE Hall of Fame. I guess when the business is more entertainment than it is sport, this is one of those huge horse pills you have to swallow while grinning from ear to ear. Don't get me wrong - there are plenty of "outsiders" who deserve their nod for their contributions, but there are some who are just dead wrong. In this case though, I cast my vote for 80's pop icon Cindy Lauper. Without Cindy's presence and influence in the build up tot he first WrestleMania, the pro wrestling industry may have ceased to exist. Maybe there would be no more Wrestlemania. Maybe there would be no more WWE. I'm not putting the weight of the world on Cindy's shoulders and telling her that she saved the business - but her involvement as part of the Rock-N-Wrestling connection is what introduced the art of wrestling to thousands and earned an invitation to host an event on the influential MTV network. Without the WWE's relationship with MTV, there may have not been pay per view events for pro wrestling. Cindy Lauper lent pro wrestling her celebrity and vouched for us to her mainstream friends. It was now cool to label yourself a pro wrestling fan. It was now cool to be involved. Wrestling was now one of the cool kids.

1. Miss Elizabeth - When you think of women of wrestling, the first image that may come to most old school minds was the classy and soft spoken valet of the macho Man, Miss Elizabeth. Most females, who get into the pro wrestling industry credit Miss Elizabeth as their main influence. At a time when pro wrestling was a male dominant sport, Miss Elizabeth gave the female audience someone to engage with and understand. She wasn't a wrestler. She wasn't an antagonist. She was just "loved one" of a bad guy. You felt her pain when feared her domestic disturbances. You followed her love story. She wasn't there to sex things up, although she was always dressed like a royal princess. She was an image of purity and novice. She understood her part and never had to over play it. And, no matter how long she was involved, she always maintained her dignity. Miss Elizabeth was truly one of a kind.


Who are your top five women who should be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame?

Bloody Terri...Bloody Terri....Bloody Terri...

Maybe I've seen Paranormal Activity too many times. I was trying to work the ol' Bloody Mary magic here so I can be haunted by a topless Terri Runnels. No luck! Fucking movies, always making it look easy!

How many of you actually remember Terri Runnels? It's been a while since she was last on any mainstream wrestling programming, and WWE doesn't give her the occasional nod to remember her contributions to the build of the divas division. No, she didn't wrestle or do anything monumental - but she was one of the original divas who helped bring sex back into wrestling.

When WWE Hall of Famer Tammy "Sunny" Sytch was strutting around the WWE as the most downloaded woman on AOL, it was Terri Runnels standing along side Sable in her shadows. It was like a major league pitching rotation. Sunny was the ace, Sable was the all-star, and Terri was a veteran stud.

She turned heads as Alexandria York in the early days of WCW, but she gained worldwide recognition when she adopted the moniker of Marlena, the golden statuette shaped arm-piece of her then husband Goldust (Dustin Runnels). At the time, the WWE had been producing an edgier spin off to their WWE magazine, entitled RAW Magazine. The publication mirrored the new attitude era and pushed the erotic envelope with spreads of their women that represented a Playboy layout - without nipples and pink meat. It was the WWE's version of late night Cinemax skin flick. All tease, no pop. But it was the closet thing to seeing our fantasies of these wrestling vixens come true.

After her stint in the WWE, Terri fell off the radar, and began doing the regular convention tours. She wasn't much of a news maker - except for the time that she beat the shit out of a money mark promoter named Jason Blaustein who tried to stiff her on pay, and then a few years later during her very public and very ugly break up with former ECW original cast member, New Jack. The split between the odd couple got so nasty that New Jack exploited a side of Terri we had never known. Accusations of STDs, bi-polar disorders and drug abuse ravaged the internet for weeks. I don't what New jack was talking about...that sounds like the recipe for a fun party girl!

Back to the picture, Bloody Terri. From what I understand, this was shot at a small local indy show where Terri was playing the role of manager for some fat-ass mark who thinks he's king shit on the indies. For a veteran female who never spent a day in her professional career as an active wrestler, why would she give herself a blade job like this for a small indy show that drew less than 200 fans? And if the gossip that New jack was spreading was true, why would she risk spreading her STDs to the locker room, event crew and fans (some of which are small children). Obviously, I don't know her the way New Jack knows her - but if what he says is true, Terri could have more diseases than the Outbreak monkey.

Does it suck to see someone who was once so successful desperately cling on to their fame at the cost of blood? Do some of you see this as dedication to her craft? Or is this a case of someone who desperately needs attention? What do you make of this bloody mess?

WWE's Khali Has Great Taste In Women

Who knew that the WWE giant was married? I sure didn't. Let alone that he was married to such a prime piece of poon tang! Have you gotten a look at this girl? WOW. She's either really in love, or really intimidated!

If research serves correct, Mrs. Kahli's real name is Harminder Kaur and the pair were married in February 2002. Not much else is known of this lady, and not much else is needed as these celebrities retain the right to keep their private lives private. All that we need to know is that they are in fact happily married and this 7 foot 5 inch giant of a man known as The Great Kahli is nuts over her... literally.

Chyna Gets Smashed As She-Hulk In Avengers Porn Parody

If you thought times were rough for Mike "Virgil" Jones, then can you imagine what it must be like for former WWE superstar Chyna? Her new adult film is about to be released, and in it, she plays the She-Hulk in the porn parody of The Avengers movie.

Taking out any cinematic technicalities like, "She-Hulk" wasn't even in The Avengers...", we know assholes. It's a porn parody, remember? If they stuck to the original movie, it would have been a bunch of superheroes and aliens gang banging Scarlett Johansson. That wouldn't be so bad, but I think Jasmin St. Claire already made a movie like that.

The news of this film makes me wonder how many pro wrestling fans even give a shit. But a preliminary question should be asked first in, how many pro wrestling fans today even remember her? Yeah, she was something new for her time. A big muscular bitch that made us wonder if she was hiding a penis in her tights. Not attractive at all - even when she got the fake boobage installed and had some professional work done on her face. Even now, she's not much to look at. For new wrestling fans to appreciate the pain of looking at Chyna, just know that your modern day hero Chris Jericho had a long program where he had to put her over. Look it up when you get a chance!

So am I gonna watch The Avengers porn parody, you ask? If I get around to it. I wouldn't count it out, but it's not something I would actively go out to find. if I happen to stumble upon it for free, great - if not, oh well then! Plus, I prefer amateur porn much better anyway! Now if The Bella Twins, Kelly Kelly or Eve Torres, or that other spicy Latina that comes out with Primo and Epico are in a porn... just let me know where I go to pre-order.

So what about you? Is this your flavor of porn? Will you check out the cinematic masterpiece of mashing up a comic movie and a porno with a chick that looks like she's packing meat? What are your thoughts?

Will Sable Be Inducted Into the 2013 Hall of Fame?

Ever since Brock Lesnar returned to the WWE, people have wondered what kind of perks were added to his contract. Sure, he's getting a sweet pay check and for the first time ever, Vince approved his use of third party sponsors. A light work schedule and limited appearance was a given, but was there anything else? Is there any chance that maybe there is a little perk for his wife and former WWE diva and women's champion, Sable?

The "original" diva Tammy "Sunny" Sytch was inducted into the illustrious WWE Hall of Fame last year, and while her achievements are unquestioned - Sable may have a better looking resume, as she evolved from ringside eye candy to active female wrestler and women's champion. She also returned to the WWE for a second time long after Sunny was last seen on national TV. Did we forget that she was the first ever main stream pro wrestling personality to bare it all in the buff for the pages of Playboy magazine?

While Sytch's career took what Miss Elizabeth originally brought to the game to the next level, Sable raised the stakes and the bench mark even higher. She outgrew the role of ringside arm-piece and learned the athletic craft as a pro performer, ultimately gaining her the women's title. By doing so, it broke ground for female athletes to get a shot at working in the WWE. Long were the days that you had to be as tough as the men and look like a butch. Now you can take the sex appeal of Sunny and mash it with the ring skill of Luna Vachon and Sherri Martel. And while the new PG WWE doesn't pimp off their ladies to Playboy to help make our masturbatory fantasies become more realistic, there are plenty of former personalities who earned an extra mil to show us their sweet spots, and even more who were waiting for their call up. Just ask, Torrie Wilson, Candice Michelle, Maria, Ashley Massarro, and I'm sure there are a few others. I suppose you can count the amateur attempts nudity attempts from Missy Hyatt and Tammy Sytch. Those were brutal! But it wouldn''t have been as accepted had Sable not done it first.

Is she Hall of Fame worthy? Absolutely. And with Brock Lesnar expected to hang around the WWE for at least a year, it makes sense to have Sable inducted for Wrestlemania 29.

What are your thoughts? ... I wonder what Marc Mero would think?